Christy Canyon is the popular radio personality of America. She was born on 17 June 1966 in Pasadena, California, United States of America. She is 50 years old and her sun sign is Gemini. She got her education from the Walter Reed Junior High School and got her higher education at the AA, Otis College of Art and Design. She got married and divorced three times her first husband was Tom Sinapoli whom she married in 1993 and got divorced in 1994, her second husband was Jeremy Stone whom she got married in 1996 and got divorced in 1999. Then she got married to Grant in 2003 and again got divorced in 2004. She has two adopted children. Her net worth is $5 million.
Ryan has all the girls under his spell. If Elliot Rodger had a chest like his he would of scored that hot sorority girl and not gone on a rampage. I’ve seen Elliot’s flowcharts and it seems all the girls are fantasizing over Ryan and not giving beta males the time of day.
Look at Ryan Gosling making the women finger bang themselves to his muscular chest. What a devil. I can’t help slipping my fingers in between my love mound and fantasizing about squirting my pussy juice all over his exposed nipples. Jimmy, Jimmy, you know I love you but I’m on the east coast miles away and all I have is my golden dildo I bought from Gwyneth Paltrow. Jimmy won’t marry me until I give up my job planning 4 weddings. I don’t need you Jimmy. If you won’t put a ring on it I’ll just read the Vagina Monologues.
Let’s listen to the Dance of the Warrior to get Hyapatia in the mood.
I heard Hyapatia was raped by a black man so she stopped doing scenes with black men. She can forgive but she can never forget. Put yourself in a black man’s shoes Hyapatia. Only thing that gets you laid is the almighty dollar and blacks have a hard time getting money unless it’s some king of physical work. Blacks aren’t that sharp on mental tasks so physical tasks are our specialty. Physical Hyapatia, like Olivia Newton John. I’m the sharpest black man in the shed so I’ll put up Leonard Peltier on 1973. Read the psalm and tell me what to link through lunar channels. If you ever meet me please don’t touch Jimmy’s anaconda. I have a problem with women grabbing my trouser snake. Drives my girl Yolanda crazy.
First click on some 2 live Crew to put you in the mood:
Derek tells me that white nipples give more milk than black nipples. He tells me if I ever sucked on Angela Baron’s nipples I’d be in so much ecstasy I’d fly like Manfred Von Richtofen. He tells me white nipples are superior. I tell Derek nipples transcend race. Look at Ebony’s bazonga and tell me that you really could pick one over the other. I’m tired of these racist nipple theories by whites.